this one time in fifth grade i was chillin with these really cool “thug” kids during lunch and i tried to impress them so i said “fuck” in one of my sentences and they all gasped and the leader was like “im telling” and he actually left to go tell and i was so distressed and the rest of them just shook their heads and one was like “swearin’s not cool man”
(via awkwardvagina)
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
still want this more than life itself
if i saw someone wearing this in public i would violently throw up in my hands and wipe it all over my body
UHM IS THIS THE BEETLE THING FROM DOCTOR WHO OR?
if i ever wore this and someone said “thats a cool backpack” i’d just reply “what backpack?”
I think we all need to question how throwing up in your hands and wiping it all over your body would be a valid response to this
(via fiftyshadesofgravy)
what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs
excuse me I have a question.
I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT LAST ONE
This post never fails to make me laugh.
DEAD
I JUST MESSAGED THE WRONG PERSON ON FACEBOOK WITH THIS GIF
AND THE CAPTION “LAUGHS”.
I’M GOING TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF NOW OMFG
(via froggariezacharie)
(via froggariezacharie)
if school taught everyone that rape is bad and racism is bad instead of teaching how to find the angle of a kite im pretty sure the world would be a safer place
kites probably wouldn’t fly as well though
(via laugh-til-ya-fart)
